I LOVE SALAMI from GENOAI find myself ordering wheat, despite my preference for white bread when the girl at the sandwich shop is cute (I live in a college town that happens more oft than one may think). I'm not doing it on purpose, rather subconsciously because I think I want her to think that I'm healthier. Where I fail this facade, is the Chris Farley portion of MAYO and the layers of processed meats and cheeses. I then compliment my healthy sandwich with some MSGCheetos and regular coke. I'm sure she's oblivious to all that, thinking, "man this guy got wheat bread, he must have a great body." Meanwhile, I'm thinking that this sandwich would be way better with white bread, and more mayo.
